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Sergent Laterreur


  • Creators: Touïs, Frydman
  • Publisher: L'Association
  • Published on: 2006-10-10
  • ISBN: 2844141714

About This Book

This book is L’Association’s collection of Sergent Laterreur strip from Pilote. It won the Heritage Award in the Prix d’Angoulême 2007.
Each strip is just two pages long, and the book contains 108 strips. My hope is to translate 2 strips per week, and have the whole book completed within the year. The only difficulty is that much of the text is fairly phonetic, so quite difficult to translate. Well, we’ll see how it goes…

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Page 1

1: The First

Panel 1

Aie – uh – Sec-tiooon…..

Panel 2

Halt!

Panel 3

Atten-tion!

Panel 4

Inspection!

Panel 5

Call that a uniform?

Panel 6

Call those shoes?

Page 2

Panel 1

Call that a tie?!

Panel 2

[Rebellious person ???]

Panel 3

I’ll make you obey!

Panel 4

You’ll give me 52 weeks!

Panel 5

[General appreciative noises…]

Page 3

2: I return to hell

Page 4

Panel 6

Be the most decorated driver! Thanks to Burb

Page 5

3: Cleaning with Ultrasound!

Panel 1

Y’ave 3 minutes to sweep this courtyard

Panel 2

Get to it!

Panel 7

Another 30 seconds…

Page 6

Panel 2

Inspection!

Panel 3

Yer call that swept! You’ll give me 365

Panel 4

...days

Page 7

4: Flower Power

Panel 1

‘Ifth company!

Panel 2

Fall in!
Inspection!

Panel 3

Forward ‘arch!

Panel 4

One…two… One…two…

Panel 5

One…two…

Page 8

Panel 1

Company!

Panel 2

Hal…

Panel 3

[Is this meant to be coherent?]

Page 9

5: Order in Disorder

Panel 1

One…two… 5th company!

Panel 2

Halt!

Panel 3

Half turn to right!

Panel 4

Forward ‘arch!

Panel 5

One…two…
Aaar turn…

Panel 6

Right march!

Panel 7

One…two…

Panel 8

5th Company!

Panel 9

Stop!

Page 10

Panel 1

Eh… No! Devil! The command to make him stop!

Panel 2

Catastrophy! My poor memory…. Ah!

Panel 3

I order you to stop!

Panel 4

I order you

Panel 5

My sweet colonel! A cul de sac!

Panel 7

Stop!

Panel 8

Long live Fr…

Page 11

6: Large Families

Panel 1

5th Company – Attention!

Panel 2

Cooking duty!

Panel 3

Here it is, here it is! 150 kilos of smoked bacon, 125 kilos…

Panel 4

...of carrots, 200 kilos of turnips, 80 peppers,

Panel 5

100 small red cabbages, 250 kilos of red beetroot.

Panel 6

Prepare a julienne, and place in a large pot, with the…

Page 12

Panel 1

...diced bacon. The cabbage is cut in fine stripes. Cover with 2000 litres of cold water…

Panel 2

...add salt, and leave to cook on a low flame.

Panel 3

10 minutes before it is served, add the finely chopped beetroot.

Panel 5

Mmm… Curious after-taste, mmm not disagreeable…

Panel 8

This moron would dare spoil my lovely soup?!!
We will see…

Panel 9

ATTENTION!!

Panel 10

Clac
Yes

Page 13

7: Greeting Friends

Page 14

Panel 4

SO! WE DON’T SALUTE ANYMORE!

Page 15

8:Concerto
[Nothing to do for this one! Stephen.]

Page 17

Given that two armees of 5,000 men fighting a battle without mercy, each fire 400,000 cartridges in one hour…

Panel 1

...that for 1000 fired, there are 990 lost, and that, for 10 lost one is recovered, what will be the level reached in a container of 20 metres squared…

Panel 2

filled by water flowing from a tap at a rate of 10 metres cubed per hour, knowing that the tap was opened at the same time as the firing started, and that it will be closed at the end of the battle? Calculate your answer to the 3rd decimal place. Yer have 10 minutes! Go!

Panel 7

Quick!

Page 18

Panel 1

Quiiiii….

Panel 3

Put me through to the bunker quick!

Panel 4

Hello… 2,182 3/4.
[I assume this is just a phone number, but I may be missing another joke]
Who’s speaking?

Panel 5

yes, Colonel. To the 3rd decimal place!

Panel 6

Praise God, we still have a chance!

Panel 7

God save us!

Page 19

10: The Détente
[means relaxation or thaw, but is in common usage]

Panel 1

Urgent message for HQ

Panel 2

And jump to it!

Page 21

11: The voice of the blood
First few panels are just general shouting. Then the stretcher-bearers make ambulance noises.

Page 22

Panel 2

Sergent

Panel 3

Which blood group are you?
O…
Perrr-fect

Panel 4

Perrrr-fecccct

Panel 5

It’s worked!

Panel 7

Attten…

Page 23

12: Living Nature

Panel 1

The art of camouflage is to intimately blend with nature.

Panel 2

Nature: oh, marvellous facepainter!

Panel 3

Ah! Let’s add a handful of herbs!

Panel 4

And mind you don’t turn around!

Panel 5

And now – where am I?

Panel 7

Yoo hoo!

Page 24

Panel 1

Now you, you rascal! I’ll count up to 100.

Panel 2

7..8..er…9…

Panel 3

98…99…100!

Panel 4

Look out! I’m coming

Panel 5

Heavens! Where can he have hidden himself?!

Panel 6

That oaf has escaped in the powder!

Panel 7

ATTENTION!

Page 25

1:Master Fear
[Title is a pun on Sergeant Terror. Don’t know why it’s numbered ‘1’, rather than 13 – unless it’s because it’s (sort of) going back to schooldays]

Panel 1

One… two…

Panel 2

Preparatory Section – Halt!

Panel 3

I didn’t tell you to sit down… You’ll give me 4 Thursdays!

Panel 4

Today, our lesson will be: The love of work is the first cousin of pleasure.

Panel 5

And mind your spelling! You know the punishment: one hour of detention per mistake!

Panel 7

Y’not here to watch flies flying

Panel 8

You watch out my fellow
Through here, Inspectors…

Page 26

Panel 2

Ah! My good sirs. This young rebel is the cause of everything…

Panel 3

– The delightful child! – What mischief! – Let us be modern!

Panel 4

From now on there will be no more punishments, no more assignments. The pupil will be free to do what he wants!

Panel 5

A new era dawns in teaching! Hush! What is he going to do?

Panel 6

He’s going into the fresh air!
Viva walking!!

Panel 7

What is he making us, the little rascal?

Panel 8

We put the emphasis on manual work.

Page 27

13: 1,2,3, who has the ball?
[Seems to be a minor pun on balle meaning ball and bullet]

Page 28

Page 29

14: The Para Chute

Panel 4

Heavens! My parachute is jammed!

Panel 5

Quick! The Emergency parachute!

Panel 6

PULL HERE
AND THERE
OPEN IN CASE OF BREAKDOWN

Page 30

Panel 9

YOUR LAST CHANCE
PULL HERE QUICK

Page 31

14: And you are going to return the dirt

Panel 2

TENNNSHUUU

Panel 3

Bedroom Inspection, my fellow.

Panel 4

10 days to block any speck of dirt

Panel 5

OH

Panel 7

YA CALL THAT A PROPER

Page 32

Panel 1

[unintelligible]

Panel 2

Don’t forget: our worst enemy, it’s dirt.

Page 33

16: The “Clac” that makes the puddle overflow

Panel 1

Wuh… tuh… wuh…

Panel 2

tuh… wuh…

Panel 3

[unintelligible – but basic shouted instructions]

Panel 4

ECTION

Panel 5

HALT

Page 34

Panel 1

Sir is making a joke?

Panel 2

[unintelligible – general screaming]

Panel 5

So then my fellow

Page 35

17: The Joy of the Squadron

Page 36

Page 37

18: Absence… of memory

Panel 1

FALLL INNNN

Panel 2

Silence

Panel 5

FALLLLL

Panel 6

[Don’t understand this – particularly “fille-ole”]

Page 38

Panel 1

FALLL

Panel 2

LLLL IIN

Panel 4

INNNNN

Panel 5

If I get my paws on that moron…

Panel 6

He will spend the month in the stockade –

Page 39

19: The officers in the frame

Page 40

Page 41

20: A sergeant still hungry

Panel 3

So my fellow

Panel 4

We are going out…

Panel 5

What do we say to a little inspection mmm….

Panel 6

Let’s see the nails!

Page 42

Panel 1

Mmmmokayy

Panel 2

Mmmmokayy

Panel 3

Mmmmokayy

Panel 4

Your papers

Panel 5

I’m watching you, my fellow

Panel 6

You’re okay this time! Scram!

Page 43

21: In the Bullseye

Panel 1

Take aiiiimmmmm!

Panel 2

FIRE!

Panel 4

You don’t hold that kind of gun like that.

Panel 5

Retake your place!

Panel 6

Ready!... Take aiiimmmm

Page 44

Panel 1

FIRE

Panel 2

[Don’t know what’s going on here…]

Panel 3

Give me that! Idiot!

Panel 4

Now, watch well, my fellow…

Panel 5

I’m going to send me this shot slap-bang in…

Panel 7

...the bullseye!

Page 45

22: The Last Stone

Panel 1

Wuunn… toooo….

Panel 2

Some nerve! My fellow

Panel 3

Let’s go! [Bon Cent!]

Panel 4

Wuunn… toooo….

Panel 5

Quick! Quick!

Page 46

Panel 1

Quick! They’re here!

Panel 2

Sergent Laterreur: Atten-shun!
Officer 1: At ease!
Officer 2: At ease!
Officer 3: That’s it, let’s all relax.

Panel 3

Gentlemen, I’m going to solemnly place the last stone.

Panel 4

Ouf! How long have you given him?
Euh… 4 days, colonel.

Panel 5

Perrrfect, perfect! You can add on 10!
Oh! yes… Oh! yes….

Page 47

23: Christmas in the barracks

Panel 1

‘Ere’s the post!

Panel 2

Colonel Ploton… General Larevue… Major Reth… Admiral Boll…

Panel 3

... Sergeant… er… La… Tedium.

Panel 4

Ha! Ha! Punctual like every year!

Panel 5

No news from the family, soldier? Hee, hee! Out of sight, out of mind! Hee, hee…

Page 48

Panel 1

5th Company? Sign here!...

Panel 6

Happy Christmas!

Page 49

24: Birth of a nation

Panel 1

Wuunn… toooo….

Panel 2

Wuuunn…

Panel 4

I order you…

Page 50

Panel 4

“To our missed sergeant. The 5th Company.”

Panel 5

Wuunn…

Panel 6

Wuunn… toooo….

Page 51

25: A place to land

Panel 3

Fall in!

Panel 4

Tennn-shun!

Panel 5

We’re going to spend time on your figure, my fellow

Panel 6

Hee hee hee! Advance! Hee!

Panel 7

Wuunn… toooo….

Panel 8

Keep the arms straight! Wuuunn…

Page 52

Panel 1

Wuunn… toooo….

Panel 2

[Les zomos plates bien plates!]
[The rest doesn’t need translation]

Page 53

26: A sergeant in winter

Panel 1

Wuun… ooo…
‘Ection….
HALT!

Panel 2

Finally, a track! This time, we’re on the right road.

Panel 3

Heavens! These are our tracks… we’ve gone round in a circle…
Damn!

Panel 4

Sweet colonel! This time, we are lost!...

Panel 5

Condemned to wander to the point of exhaustian, sniff, the snow will soon cover our rigid bodies with its white coat, sniff… of ermine, sniff

Panel 6

Come on, no defeatism in front of the troops. Perhaps all isn’t lost…

Panel 7

A little exercise, my fellow! Y’ave 5 minutes to get back to the barracks!

Page 55

27: The wings of adventure

Panel 1

Today, intensive training! My fellow!

Page 56

Panel 5

At ease. Hum… You can go, my fellow, hee, hee…

Panel 6

I am finally ready

Page 57

28: Top Secret

Panel 1

The documents that you see are ultra secret.

Panel 2

I close the safe with the aid of this key

Panel 3

That I shut in this safe here

Panel 4

This key – into this drawer

Panel 5

The key of which I place in this casket…

Panel 6

That I place in this cunning safe painting

Page 58

Panel 1

I close this door with a key

Panel 2

I open this one

Panel 3

I entrust you with the key

Panel 4

and I close the door again!

Panel 5

And there it is! Keep good guard, my fellow, and keep mum!

Page 59

29: The call

Panel 1

Fifth Companyyyyyyyy-

Panel 2

-yyyyy Fall in!

Panel 6

A-tennn-shunnn!

Page 60

Panel 3

Tuuurnleft! Wun… oooo….
[Might mean something else, but you get the idea]

Panel 5

Halt!

Panel 7

Fallllin

Page 61

30: Ka-flump
[This would literally be ka-fail, but this gives a bit more of the sense of it]

Panel 1

Karate is a purely defensive fighting technique then, not for attack.

Panel 3

And now, hit me! Let’s go! Some guts, my fellow! Lay into me! No quarter given!

Panel 4

Reduce me to mush! Heh-heh!

Panel 5

That’s an order!

Page 62

This is basically all sound effects – the punchline doesn’t rely on the dialogue!

Page 63

31: The Great Organ
No other translation necessary

Page 65

31: Putting in the crease

Panel 1

Today, a lesson in ironing, my fellow
[Feel like I’m missing a pun here]

Panel 2

Demonstration

Panel 3

Dexterity and cau-tion!

Panel 4

2. Fold at the elbows, Draw the arms onto the chest…

Panel 5

Moisten, pass over the iron… repeat

Panel 6

2, Fold under the arms. 3. Fold there… and…

Page 66

Panel 1

...just aenough starch!

Panel 2

And there you are

Panel 3

Hop

Panel 4

The shirt now

Panel 5

NB don’t abuse the starch. Just enough!

Panel 6

And craaack!

Page 67

32: Mudbath

Panel 1

Wun… ooo… wun…

Panel 2

Halt!

Panel 3

In 3 minutes, uniform inspection my fellow! Go!

Page 68

Panel 5

FALL

Panel 6

IN

Page 69

34: A Point of History
[A weird one this!]

Panel 1

Military Museum
Sergent: One… t-

Panel 2

And now, follow the guide! Ha haaaa

Panel 3

Ah! Here is Grouchy waiting for Blücher

Panel 4

Here, Blücher is surprised to be mistaken for Grouchy

Panel 5

There, that’s the empereror thinking he recognises grouchy

Page 70

Panel 1

Here, Grouchy shakes the hand of Blücher, believing that it’s Cambronne

Panel 2

And there, Cambronne calls Grouchy Blücher

Panel 3

Ah! Here, The empereror says Cambronne to Blücher

Panel 4

And that… er… it’s Brochy… er… Clucher

Panel 5

We’re closing!